Crazy things that I say:
"I can't believe it. It almost too good to be true. I have never seen a white girl do that."
" Buddha: I don't understand why people smoke...
Me: Yeah, especially girls. It's just not attractive.
Jared: I know. I mean, it's ok for girls to smell like flowers. It's ok for girls to smell like fruit, or...
Me:(quietly) ...sex..."
" That's some real fucked up repugnant shit."
" It must be her ass because it ain't her face."
" Girl, who put that hump in your back?"
" I don't play those types of reindeer games."
" I gotta pay the cost to be the boss."
Is there anything else that I say which is weird??
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