Now I work on a ship. A Civil War ship to be exact. Yes I dress as a Civil War sailor and I look damn sexy. Yet there are times when I hate the visitors. They ask stupid questions. I get pissed. Here are some basic answers to basic questions.
No. This is not a pirate ship.
No, it is not a slave ship.
No. I am not dressed as a pirate.
Yes. Wool pants and a canvas shirt is hot in this weather.
No. Your audio guide is not broken. Push play like I just told you dumbass.
No. We are not a babysitting service so dont just dumb your scrangy ass children on us.
No. You cant shoot the cannon. Actually, go ahead. Let it backfire on you.
Yes. You can go on the ship. Thats why you bought a damn ticket.
And I don't want to be called a cute sailor. You are 76 years old. Find someone your own age/
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