For the past 3 weeks, every person on my floor has been sick. I mean everyone. Jared has a swollen neck, I had a fever and lost my voice, Irish Chris was in the hospital, and the list goes on. There has been an epidemic on the 3rd floor and I was scared.
But I know why we have all been sick. Women. Lately, there have been more women up here on the floor than normal. Everyone has been subjected to being aroud females more than normally and we have paid for it. When we were little, girls had cooties and we avoided them. By believeing this, our health was protected. We did not get sick as much. Now that we have been exposed to women more, we get sick more. Especially here at Mercyhurst because sickness has been widespread among them (females). Mono was being passed and all that shit. Now that our building, our safehaven, has been exposed to these foul craven, we now are paying the cost. We must purify McAuley Hall of this pestilence. Kill the heretic!!!
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i have given consideration to this topic and as the active Mcaulley Hall doctor, i will begin a study into the validity of this hypothesis.... immediately
- Dr. Babblou -
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