Homework

Sadly, I have become homework's little bitch. I spend most of my time doing homework. Why? Because I have to do well. Plus I have an insane amount of ahomework to do anyway. I hate i. I really do. I will pray for the demise of homework.

Medora

There are very few times when a man is actually happy. Now I feel content. I really do.

Why We Are All Sick

For the past 3 weeks, every person on my floor has been sick. I mean everyone. Jared has a swollen neck, I had a fever and lost my voice, Irish Chris was in the hospital, and the list goes on. There has been an epidemic on the 3rd floor and I was scared.

But I know why we have all been sick. Women. Lately, there have been more women up here on the floor than normal. Everyone has been subjected to being aroud females more than normally and we have paid for it. When we were little, girls had cooties and we avoided them. By believeing this, our health was protected. We did not get sick as much. Now that we have been exposed to women more, we get sick more. Especially here at Mercyhurst because sickness has been widespread among them (females). Mono was being passed and all that shit. Now that our building, our safehaven, has been exposed to these foul craven, we now are paying the cost. We must purify McAuley Hall of this pestilence. Kill the heretic!!!

Sickness (Dedicated to the 3rd Floor McAuley)

I am writing this blog for all the sick homies on my floor. I am so sad to see you all succumb to the various diseases that are out there. Especially since warm weather is arriving. I love you all and I hope you all get better. Do not give in. Let your will and health be indomitable.