If I ruled the blogging world....
... Blogger would never go out or act difficult
... My blog crush would admit her undying affection for me. Then I would have to turn her down because I have a girlfriend. Or convince her and the girlfriend why i should be allowed to have them both. At the same time. Living with me.
... I would put a 2 week moratorium on Jameil talking about food lol
... La would be enlisted to be my blogging memoirist. She can write her ass off.
... Wise would see me everytime I return to Baltimore.
... All the sexy bloggers would live near me hahahaha!!!
... I would blog more often.
... I would not be afraid to let my real world friends read my blog.
... I would actually tell the girlfriend I have a blog.
... Cnel and I would do a blog together.
... I could speak my blog entries into existence as if I was God. It would go something like this:
"And Epsilonicus says 'LET THERE BE A BLOG ENTRY'. And the blog entry came into being. And Epsilonicus saw that it was good".
... I would interview Barack Obama and put the interview on my blog.
... Since Hillary Clinton is coming to my school tomorrow, I would interview her and put it on the blog also.
... I would get paid millions of dollars to do this!!!
